Besides, you know what?

而且 你知道吗

Maybe next time you can find a hot he

也许下一秒你就能找到

Oh, great! Look at this text.

这下好了 你看这条短信

His name is Sebastian.

他叫塞巴斯安

Calvin, your sperm did wonderfully.

凯尔文 真不愧是你的种

Because I'm his...

因为我是他的...

- She's very well-developed. - I will fucking kill you.

-她发育得很好 -我真他妈会杀了你

It's true.

这是真的

I'm gonna be artificially inseminated.

我决定进行人工授精

and continue to look for the perfect applicant.

我要继续寻找优秀的精子捐献者

Their admission criteria are more demanding than Harvard's.

录取标准比哈佛还要苛刻

is 6 feet tall, with a college degree,

要求身高183cm 有大学学历