Holy crap. This is amazing.

我靠 太赞了

Is it heated in here, or did you teach the rats

这里面是有暖气 还是你教了老鼠

You know, like she/him for a transsexual--a shim.

称呼变性人用的"他与她"混合词[音似]

Yes, Max, I'm that tired.

没错 我累到真这么以为

So why isn't mom here taking care of you?

妈妈怎么没在这儿照顾你

or something?

什么的吗

Well, I mean, I packed this, my Nature Master,

我带了这个 "野外专家"

I borrowed from Teddy.

我跟泰迪借的

In the kitchen.

在厨房呢

Hilarious, Groucho.

搞笑呢 葛罗卓[名小丑]

The other day, she made tea

那天她本来在泡茶

There has been a lot of stuff like that,

还有很多类似的情况