Too bad I just developed carpal tunnel.

可惜我刚得了腕隧道症

Fake a stroke, fake an orgasm,

假中风 假高潮

None of those words made any sense.

完全听不懂那些字眼

No, seriously, there's a car waiting downstairs

我不是闹着玩的 楼下有车等着我们

We're supposed to sign the papers next week, and that's it.

下周就该签离婚协议了 就这么结束了

I'm so upset.

我很沮丧

But I don't think it has the muscles to smile,

但我觉得狗没有笑肌

Hi.

你好

Geez, it's... it's not as bad as you think!

老天 没你想得那么糟

and if you yell at him,

如果你对他大吼大叫

not many--hundreds of cases.

不多 目前只有几百例

and what happens to you is very specific.

每个人所表现出来的症状也有很大差异