Your horse is living it up at a fancy stable nearby.

你的马就住在附近的豪华马厩

Did someone say "stud farm"?

有人提到"种马场"吗

I'm going to spray you, and then I'm going to get turned on,

我洒水让你"湿身" 然后我看得欲火焚身

and then we're all having sex?

最后一起玩3p吗

For your information, Max, I'm not bad in bed.

我告诉你 我可不是床上一条虫

You wouldn't be a stud in a retirement community.

你连在退休人士界里都只能算小蚯蚓

When I was at university,

我上大学的时候

It's sort of like if hold'em and seven card stud had a baby.

它就像德州扑克和七张梭哈扑克的孩子

So you had a sex dream about me, huh?

你做了一个关于我的春梦 是吧

The president, Gene Simmons,

像总统啊 吉恩·西蒙斯(KISS乐队成员)

A doctor doesn't date fellow doctors.

医生不能和同事约会

to bag one of those babes.

可以说是你的职责