Don't do that. That would be awful.

别那样 那就太糟了

The party is tonight.

派对就在今晚

But I think it's fair to say

但我想我可以说

Well, except for someone's luggage getting held up at the airport.

除了某人的行李被扣在机场

seem to us to be a sufficiently believable witness.

作为证人所提供的证词不足以采信

prosecution would be very difficult. With this in mind,

要起诉成功并非易事 由此

It died here too.

它在这里死掉了

Because if you do, grab one of these poems

因为如果你想 就把这些

No, you need to be able to whip these out in like 20 seconds

不行 你们的小蛋糕店想取得成功

"Um, I'd like a cupcake." "That'll be 12 hours."

"我想点个小蛋糕" "十二小时后来取"

I can't remember the date exactly.

我记不起确切的日期了

so he worked as an editor

所以他在《税务快讯》