And I would have to advise against the watermelon

还有我并不推荐尝试西瓜味的

Dude, stop. Seriously.

伙计 闭嘴 说真的

Hey, you mind if I use your shower while I'm here?

你介意我在这里洗一下澡吗

Our water heater at home is broken.

我们家的热水器坏了

Anyway, long-sleeved footy pajamas,

随便吧 你的长袖连体睡衣

And then layers, in case you get too hot.

还有非连体睡衣 以免你觉得太热

Victory smells like the inside of a dumpster.

胜利看来就跟垃圾箱里面一个味

Give me that.

给我吧

for your hockey practices.

陪你练习冰球

I have wrestled hecklers to the ground

我把捣乱的人摔到地上

And then if you flip back to-- let's see--172 describing Zooey's

然后 往回看 在第一百七十二页上

wet."

用陈词滥调说 就是湿透了