I'm not in the mood for funny.

但是我没心情看你搞笑

And you can charge me extra...

如果你那两颗"馒头"下没有人性

Well, then we were teenagers.

那会儿我们还小呢

You ever wonder why we broke up?

你有没想过我们为什么会分手

I'm giving you an "All tomato,"

这是你吃不吃敬酒的问题

Or else what?

看着办什么

You were just hungry, huh, friend?

就是饿了吧 朋友

"Hey, I know where this goes... in my underwear."

"藏到内裤里就好了"

you would have remembered that

就会想起来

You could've used that to disable the locking mechanisms

你们本可以用它破坏门锁装置

will actually have an enhanced effect,

确实会比单独吃番茄

Now, you would not get that if you took the usual single reduction approach of a scientist

因此如果你只是听科学家的一面之词