Apparently it's all the rage now.

很明显眼下这很流行

Anyway, it's Steve's birthday next weekend,

下周末是斯蒂夫的生日

that a murder trail would only mean

知道谋杀案只会给

I don't see the justice in that.

我看不到正义在哪里

like, he's so obviously and completely

我确定一定以及肯定

and I would never, ever, ever, ever fall for Joel, so...

我绝对绝对绝对不会爱上他 所以...

No, I guess it just reminds me

不是 这只是让我感慨

It's bound to run out soon.

好运就快用完了

We couldn't even commit to a dog.

我们居然连条狗都没有养

I am to be here.

心中甚为激动

devoted to playing chess,

用来下棋的

because from an evolutionary point of view,

因为从进化论的角度来说