I'd be on a dating site called "Lez Meet Up,"

我以后会上一个相亲网叫"千里拉拉一线牵"

"You've lost your mind."

"你真是疯了"

No, lying. See, that is a lie.

说谎 这是谎言

Might I suggest an official sanction?

我能建议正式批准吗

Those sheep? I've already got their money.

那群小绵羊吗 他们的钱我已经刮完了

Yeah, boy, girl, and Tina.

没错 男孩 女孩 和蒂娜

Oh, wait. I'm seeing a movie with Ellie tonight.

等等 我和艾莉约好今晚看电影呢

instead of getting a barrel of popcorn and eating it

我就得放弃和你一起边看维果什么森的屁股

It's often used like pcp, Garcia.

这通常可以用来当迷幻药 加西亚

There are no teenagers involved in this either.

这里面也没牵涉到青少年

The reason that you have all of these millions of people killed,

数百万人牺牲了

is because this offense war becomes a defensive struggle

原因在于这场进攻战变成了死死的防守战