Saint Barthélemy, otherwise known as "St. Barts,"

圣巴托洛缪岛 也叫圣巴茨

In St. Barts' coat of arms,

在圣巴茨的盾形纹章上

It was insane. I mean, like, so hot.

太疯狂了 实在太火辣

What are you two celebrating?

你们俩在庆祝个什么劲

Lilah subscribed to two travel magazines,

莱拉订了两份旅游杂志

Okay, port authority,

那好 港务局

Except she found something much worse.

却发现了更严重的事情

As she looked closer

当她仔细调查

For a second we thought you were...

我们还差点以为你已经...

and left us with your caseload.

留下一堆案件给我们呢

But you probably haven't heard about mercury in the array of

但你可能没有听过说加勒比海中

Well, that's because they haven't been studied.

因为并未对它们进行过研究