No no no, you're taking this the wrong way.

不不 你理解错了

Don't let my boring domestic life hit you in the butt on the way out.

别让我的居家生活硌了您的屁屁

to the best-selling

一个月内

That feels soon.

那么快啊

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

嗯 好着呢

But should we head back and truffle up our dinner?

咱们该回去吃松露了吧

"Nice"? All you got is "nice""

不错 你就这么一句"不错"吗

They were waiting in line to bite us.

它们还排队要进来咬我们呢

By the way, if we win,

对了 如果赢了

and go there everyday drunk.

天天醉醺醺地去游乐园玩

who just love to do risky things.

他们很喜欢投机冒险

and so off they go seeking adventure

所以他们离开城市