Permit me to announce,

容我禀报一声

I went to the market in person.

我刚才可是亲自出马采购食材

What can I say, my daddy plum loved baked beans.

我有啥办法 老爸喜欢烤豆子

- What... what are you sayin'? - I mean,

-什么 你说什么 -我是说

Or calvados-glazed to duckling.

或者苹果白兰地闷子鸭

When I think how you've gone to such pains...

想想你费了多少事啊

Can't pee... Stop.

尿不出来了 句号

The good news is these girls are going to say hi to it.

好消息是那些女孩要和它问好了

and I put in a rotten apple in the apples I supplied to Jake.

我就不小心给杰克了一个烂苹果

and he lost count at 1,405 and he gave me one too few.

他数到1405的时候少算了一根