I can hardly believe you can even bend over

我现在很难相信你居然能弯腰

What's wrong?

怎么了

if we watched some of my old jujitsu videos.

我以前学柔道的视频会很有趣

Yeah, well, "athlete."

是呀 "运动员"

Oh, yes, my son Miguel has had great success doing softball.

对 我儿子米格尔垒球打得很好

Well, look on the bright side.

往好的方向想

who found solace and salvation on a skateboard.

他在滑板中找到了慰藉和乐趣所在

to become a master thief?

成为了一名神偷呢

Marijuana, methamphetamine, anything?

大麻或者冰毒之类的

Tested regularly.

定期做药检

Kirkland House.

是叫柯克兰公寓吧

and of course this being Harvard that meant

当时这在哈佛的意思是说