Where's the harm in that?

为什么不让我见

You want a story? Write this down.

你想要故事 那就写这个吧

You never wear the good stuff out in public.

才不会把名贵戒指戴出门呢

and wearing the Gap.

平民潮牌穿出门

Even more free money.

天上掉下来更多的钱

You hear that?

你们听到了吗

Yeah. I don't know what's worse: being locked up

我也不知道哪样比较惨 是被关呢

Now, wait a minute. This can't be Max.

等等 你不会就是麦克斯吧

There was so much awkward silence,

刚才这里无言尴尬到爆

I'm gonna take a quick shower.

我去冲个澡 很快就好

He wanted to write about

他曾想要写一些

He speaks fluent Spanish,

他西班牙语说得很流利