One of these scumbags gets something on you, you'll see.

早晚这些人渣会抓住你的把柄 走着瞧

and all of sudden you realize that you're on the hook,

而突然间你就会发现自己被套住了

Take him to the stockades.

把他关进围栏绑起来

You've become a real she-wolf in your later years.

您上了年岁就完全变成了母狼

as husbands and wives.

或者男女夫妻

You swore to obey me.

你发誓奉行我的意旨

This strawberry sauce gets everywhere.

这草莓酱弄得到处都是

Sharing a laugh over an embarrassing incident...

分享彼此的糗事后相视一笑

and Joseph Stalin.

和约瑟夫·斯大林的结合版

Ohh, I'll tell you what--

我跟你讲

The pagination of this is exactly the same.

页码都分毫不差

and they bound the original book review from the New York Times into the front.

扉页印上《纽约时报》上的原版书的评论