for some fashion model friends.

想过一个愉快的周末假期

some pints of Ben and Jerry's.

一桶又一桶的冰淇淋

Great, now I'm gonna feel like a fat ass all week.

太棒 我这周都会觉得自己像个死胖子了

You want to know the real reason we're breaking up?

你真的想知道我们为什么会分手吗

Let it out.

哭出来啊

You weren't crying when you were stealing my friends.

拉拢我朋友那会儿 怎么没哭呢

Okay.

好

But soon they'll grow up And resent you so much

很快他们长大成人，对你憎恨不已

But in a way that we're kinda winking at it.

而是要用一种抛媚眼的姿态来说

Did anyone see Paul Blart Marl Co...

有人看过《百活战警》吗

Do it, offender.

照做 罪人

Dude, I can't help it. You're actually kind of a good kisser.

我忍不住 你真是个接吻好手