You just asked him out.

你已经约他出来了

Trust me, you don't want to show any more skin--

相信我 你不会想多露一点点皮肤

to buy things from me?

也不会有多难

and maybe lose the wedding ring.

也许还要再摘掉结婚戒指

You know, I'm loud. I like attention.

你看 我嗓门大 喜欢吸引人注意

I could put a frisbee in there.

我可以藏只飞盘在里面

Bat your eyes, flip your hair,

眨眨眼 甩甩头发

Thanks, bye.

多谢 再见

suddenly has to go through all these photos

突然发现照片都拍出她们乳沟了

Did you get enough pancakes, sweetie?

亲爱的 还要薄饼吗

Welcome to my world. All right, game time.

欢迎来到我的世界 到游戏时间了

Oh, god...

简直了