See, I thought you were marrying me for my bod.

我还以为你是为了我的肉体

I mean, I taught you how to read!

我一手把你带大 还教会你识字啊

Thunder mint?

来颗雷娘薄荷糖吗

We've had some aggressive wildlife out here lately.

最近总有攻击人的野兽出没

Is that what you want to hear?

你就是想听这个吗

like two to four muffins?

里面有两到四块的那种

He killed the dog

他把狗杀死

She probably thought he was protection enough.

她大概觉得有了狗就足够安全了

Don't tell my wife that.

别跟我老婆这么说

Bringing your gun to your kid's soccer game?

带着枪来看你儿子的比赛吗

Factors like the size of the portions,

这些因素有 食物份量

and things like this that end up in the press a good bit,

之类的 都有出版成书