*There was a crooked mad man. He walked a crooked line*

*从前有个驼背的疯子 歪歪扭扭地走着*

*He bought a broken cat which caught a broken mouse*

*他买了只残疾的猫 猫捉了只残疾的鼠*

From the nursery rhyme.

童谣里的歌词

...who lived in a shoe for a while..."

他在鞋子里住了一阵子〞

Thank you.

谢谢你

*He found a crooked six pence upon a crooked stair*

*他在歪斜的楼梯上发现一枚扭曲的六便士*

Whores, gambling, drugs.

卖淫 赌博 贩毒

and that's Kai Proctor.

就是凯·普罗科特

Classic tee-up.

典型的"垫高球托"法则

No such thing as bad press.

这种事没什么见不得人的

Don't look at me like I'm the bad guy here.

不要用那种看坏人的眼神看我

Oh, I never asked you to.

我可从来没叫你帮我