The last thing I want to do is upset you.

我最不想做的事就是惹你生气

Good day.

日安

If I did it, why the hell would I turn myself in?

如果是我干的 我为什么要自首

at the helpful suspects.

那些非常热心的嫌犯

It's 2 fingers pointing to heaven,

这是两根直向天穹的指针

Now, our budget is tight, our time frame even tighter.

现在 我们的预算很紧 时间更紧

they told me he was dead.

他们告诉我他死了

for taking my freak out out on you.

对自己尤其生气的原因

-I'm getting married, bud. -Wow! That's amazing. Congratulations.

-我要结婚了 伙计 -哇 真是太棒了 恭喜你

because I'm calling to see if maybe you would want to be my best man.

因为我给你打电话看看 你是否愿意做我的伴郎

Maybe he's not driven by jealousy.

也许他不是受嫉妒驱使

and couldn't come back to life?

不可能再复活了