How's your bedroom?

你的卧室怎么样

Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

行行行 绝对可以的

that you are a no-good, lazy, womanising drunk.

你是个一无是处懒惰花心的酒鬼

Because of all the rumours and stories about you.

因为流言就是这么说的

Because he's old and I'm sure his smeller is shot.

他这么老了 鼻子肯定已经废了

Here we go:

来吧

That is, if you do entertain.

如果你喜欢娱乐活动的话

because it can be as quiet as an ashram.

因为这里也能像静修所一样安静

All right.

好

that you are not the woman that I see everywhere.

你不是我走到哪儿都能看见的那个女人

So this is Michigan over here.

这儿就是密歇根

that this is all Napoleon.

都是拿破仑