Breakaway glass bottles.

这是易碎玻璃瓶

Three Stooges marathon they're airing on channel 905.

超长「活宝三人组」系列

I don't have time to mock you, Judy; I have work to do.

我没时间嘲笑你 朱迪 我有工作要做

You gave him a job?

你让他在这儿工作?

Oh, my god! You looked 'cause you thought

天啊 你刚才的样子就像

Hey, what are you two doing together?

你们俩在一起干嘛

Too bad.

真可惜

Maybe award winning.

搞不好能得奖的

are living in the elevator.

还住在电梯里

I was actually engaged for most of it.

其实其中的大部分我都参与了

and he lived with people who still had these bards around

当地依然有一些吟游诗人

but nothing resembling Homeric length, I must say.

但不得不说 没有荷马史诗那么长