I feel like the whole house is pregnant.

我感觉整个房子都怀孕了

These girls, they're great,

那些女孩 很不错

contains high levels of phytoestrogen,

豆奶含有丰富的植物雌激素

I'm just saying he's gonna have moobs.

我就是想说 他以后会有男乳的

no one's safe. You watch.

我们都会倒霉的 你就看着吧

into that blue vortex.

走进悲伤的漩涡

for prostate cancer.

前列腺癌治疗

Or he might not be the one with the cancer.

也有可能得癌症的人不是他

all bloated and moody and a giant pain in the ass.

喜怒无常 顶心顶肺

That's 'cause I'm a woman.

因为我是女人啊

are sensitive to estrogen.

对雌激素十分敏感

It's a natural signal for cells to grow.

它能够促进细胞生长