And still no visit from your friend.

你朋友还没出现

Assault with intent.

蓄意行凶

Oh, where to begin.

从哪说起呢

for a TV program called cougar town.

叫做《熟女镇》的电视剧甚是喜爱

your dissertation was on the fluidity of metaphor.

你的毕业论文写的就是隐喻的流变性

How did you know?

你怎么知道的

a large African-American gentleman

一位壮硕 喜欢痛扁别人腰部的

and asked that very same question.

问了一模一样的问题

This guy's got a lot of family photos,

他存有很多家庭相片

He even has a tattoo of it right above his heart.

他甚至在心脏旁边有一个那样的纹身

and I happen to be the James tobin professor,

我碰巧是James Tobin教授

I also went to the same high school he went to in Illinois.

我和他读了在Illinois的同一所高中