Damn right I can, so you can throw this turd of a book

当然了 你就直接把这坨屎一样的废纸

In fact, you can burn all books, because my book,

其实你可以把所有的书都烧光 因为我的书

Whatever happens in bangkok stays in bangkok.

让你乐不思蜀

I look for three qualifications.

我找的要符合三个条件

That's my father. Put that back in the trash.

那是我爸爸 把它放回垃圾桶里

"Dear william, Merry Christmas. Dad."

「亲爱的威廉 圣诞快乐 爸爸」

she screamed bloody murder.

她大声尖叫

She worked hard, my mother.

我妈妈 她工作很努力

So she lost an arm.

她不就是丢了条胳膊嘛

but I was too afraid to reach into it

但我不敢伸手去拿

and it's like "Did I take the garbage out,

就像是 "我把垃圾放在外面了吗

And so it's really just this kind of rumination

真的只是这样一种沉思