Okay, I've put my date purse together.

好的 我整理好我的约会包了

to make it seem like I have money,

好显得我不是一分钱都没有

She's too old, she's a madame.

她这么老 肯定是老鸨啦

Max, look, my lip.

麦克斯 看我的嘴唇

You were a Billionaire,

你以前是亿万富翁

Just in case something went wrong.

为防天有不测风云嘛

Do you know what her stuff is?

她带了什么东西

For when she gets, and I quote, "tired and snuggly."

她拿的时候我还说一定很松软舒服

Yes, well, me meeting Ashley

好吧 让我见阿什利

Uh, I-I-I really should be going.

我 我应该告辞了

Boy, you don't wanna come into my world.

小子 你不会想要来我的地盘

and make you my woman.

让你成为我的女人