It was a child's rattle

这是个婴儿拨浪鼓

So, the mother didn't leave him with nothing,

这么说母亲还是留了点东西

A lifetime's experience, lovey.

大半辈子的经验呗 宝贝

had to demonstrate your heterosexuality.

必须表现出你喜欢女人

Needle in a haystack.

大海捞针啊

Still nothing and...

还是什么都没有

You have to understand the work going on there.

请你谅解我们的工作进程

Every cigarette butt or stray hair, shard of plastic,

每个烟头 掉下的头发 塑料碎片

Remember, bedtime is 7:00, not too much TV,

记住 睡觉时间是七点 别看太多电视

Pet with the grain!

顺着毛摸

that the General Mills cereals got better

在暗示他们的麦片更好

The question is how do consumers perceive this message,

问题是消费者如何解读这个信息