"Mr. Chris," the authority to rewrite

克里斯老师 有权力改写

Okay, first of all,

好吧 首先

You didn't feel you could tell anyone.

你觉得你不能告诉任何人

became your greatest shame.

却成了你最大的耻辱

What, like a real freak, or like bandwagon freak?

是吗 是铁粉还是跟风

the '94 NFC Championship game where the Niners beat--

94年NFC冠军赛旧金山四九人打败

Or death comes to poop.

又或者是死亡来拉屎的地儿

coolest, chic-est cupcake shop, and I love it!

最酷最潮的小蛋糕店 我爱死了

I don't believe that; I won't.

我不这么认为 我无法相信

is to sign the peace agreement.

签订这份和平协定

So I guess I have an issue with the idea

所以我反对

because there are still...

因为还有...