Okay, how does this sound?

这样说怎么样

and every since the incident,

自从那次事件后

to have met on our website.

在我们的网站认识

at the annual Halloween party as a promotional tool.

特约来宾 起到营销作用

it's our manniversary. He is a huge fan of yours,

今年是我们的周年庆 他是你的脑残粉

if you would give him an autograph,

会是他无上的荣光

and enjoy a moment of silence

享受寂静的时刻

Back away from the guru!

离大师远点

so I've prepared something else for you,

我还为你准备了其它礼物

If you recall, you blasted Anarchy In The U.K.

如果你还记得 你用学校的广播放

that they have a virtue what they themselves carry out.

这些特质是统治者自身体现出来的

extremely important--right?--

相当重要