You know, Will,

你知道吗 威尔

Immature? You have a dog named Mr. Crapsalot.

不成熟 你还有只叫粑粑先生的狗呢

because I can't stand the thought of you with him and not me.

我无法忍受和你在一起的人是他而不是我

I'm crazy about you, Naomi.

我迷上你了 娜欧米

I've decided that I've gotta break up with Brad.

我决定跟布拉德分手

It turns out once we have our clothes on,

原来当我们穿回衣服后

Well, if Ben is so irresponsible that he lost the papers

如果本不负责任到连文件都丢了

then maybe he's not responsible enough to have sole custody of Emma.

那他也许承担不了单独监护艾玛的责任

I like having conversations with adults.

我喜欢的是成年人之间的谈话

You like me because I'm immature.

你不就喜欢我的不成熟嘛

seriously misaligned, not one button but--Anyway,

严重地没穿正 不是一个扣子

And I basically feel this is the end of the world,

我甚至感觉这是世界末日