Come on,

来嘛

I have my mom's credit card.

我带了我妈的信用卡

Boner police.

蠢蛋警察

Well, you've been together for three weeks.

你们在一起三周了

there'd be these sexy Italian surfers,

那边好多性感意大利冲浪男

I mean, they robbed us, but it was amazing.

虽然还抢劫了我们 但还是很棒的回忆

Ladies, at that time of the month,

女士们 每个月姨妈到访时

This man, Han Lee, right over here.

就这男人 李憨 那边那位

But in fairness to her, she wasn't there either time.

但帮她说句公道话 那两次她都不在

And don't say you don't have her number.

别告诉我你没她电话

as I'm lecturing

在我讲课时

Well, jump in is a bit of an exaggeration.

打断我讲课好像有点夸张了