I am extremely cool. You don't even know.

我可是超酷的 你根本想象不出

Absolutely not.

绝对不是

You eat hot dogs from gas stations!

你连加油站的热狗都吃

A once-in-a-lifetime fit.

只此一条完美的裤子

I end up next year.

随便哪哪

- I'll buy some. - I'll buy some.

-我去捧场 -我去捧场

They're wearing high-waisted jeans.

她们穿着高腰牛仔裤呢

is when I'm giving Han a wedgie.

只有阿憨被我玩拉高内裤套头时

Not without three long island iced teas

不先来三杯长岛冰茶

- Tootsie? - Yeah.

-要糖吗 -要

But now everybody wears them the same way.

但是现在每个人都这么穿了

France; now everybody wears jeans.

现在每个人都穿牛仔了