She meant to paint.

她只是想画画

She call me sweet and delicate.

她说我贴心 纤弱

There's this Dominican guy,

比方说有个多明尼加籍工人

and he looks at one of the female employees and says,

然后他看着一个女性员工说

Come on. Burn through a box of condoms

得了 只需一盒安全套

Whoa-ho, don't hold your breath, my friend.

别指望了 朋友

Look in my defense

容我自辩一下

my brain's a little mayonnaise-y.

我现在是满脑子蛋黄酱

you don't want to cut too deep, right.

不要切得太深

it'll rupture.

它就会裂

He leaves presently.

他即刻就走

The last of my spoils to be shared with dearest of friends.

最后的战利品 但求与挚友共享