and he reads, like, 100 books a day.

一天要读差不多一百本书

but it wasn't a match.

可惜不匹配

I got us two lattes. It took forever.

我为了买这两杯拿铁 等了好半天

waiting for a mocha frappuccino.

都错过了他的肾脏移植手术了

k'nock her out with chloroform,

然后用氯仿弄晕她

Son!

好小伙啊

Yeah, see, I don't think I'd say that

就算你要给我捐肾

But this is better than a kidney, gidget.

小淘气 这事比捐肾要好多了

However, there is a chance that this could lead to chronic renal failure.

但还是有可能会发展成为慢性肾衰竭

(CLEARS THROAT) What's the next step? What do I do?

下一步该怎么办?我该怎么做?

but I encourage you to read it as a whole

但我还是鼓励你们去完整地读一下

fits into the overall ability of your body to maintain

以及它在维持整个机体稳态