I'm thirsty, broke,

口渴难耐 家财散尽

What are you doing?

你又在干什么

In english, egghead.

说得通俗点 书呆子

Knowing there's gonna be a really bad lemon crop that year,

你知道那年柠檬的收成会很糟糕

How come he didn't see you when you dug up the time capsule?

你挖时间囊的时候 他怎么会没看见你

He fell asleep in a hole.

他在挖好的洞里睡着了

All right, I'm gonna do my first incision.

今天第一刀就要开始了

Travis, I'm all for supporting the arts,

崔维斯 对于搞活动我全力赞成

Well, you found me.

嗯 你找到我了

I need you...

我需要你

I said I'm sorry. It was a misunderstanding.

我说了很抱歉 那是一场误会

instead of iced tea.

这才叫误会