There he is. Cuter than I remember.

他来了 比我记忆中帅多了

Yes, well, I wasn't sure you'd want to come down,

我也不是很确定 你是否愿意来见我

best friend and roommate and business partner.

好友兼室友兼生意伙伴

but I cannot believe you didn't show up

但你居然缺席自己女儿的毕业典礼

as they are written in blood.

什么内容都有可能啊

No, this is invitation to Metropolitan Museum annual gala.

是邀请参加大都会博物馆的年度晚会

You'll make $20 just walking to work.

没准上班路上 能挣个20块"站街费"呢

This is like the third time that mail lady did that.

那个邮差大姐已经搞错三次了

and actually give him a reason.

让他找到借口

Whoa. It's my doctor. I got to take this.

是我的医生 我必须接

but things get worse and worse.

不过事态还是变得越来越糟

and thereafter they used balloons.

在那之后他们只能用热气球传送消息