It's like they've declared war on testicles!

就好像他们对睾丸宣战了似的

fill the world with yogurt-eaters.

让世界充斥着嗜食酸奶之徒

It's not always something we can avoid.

并不总能避而远之

We may take jobs...

我们可能会接受

The man we're looking for is a narcissist

我们要找的是一个自恋狂

He does this by going after high risk targets

他会追踪高风险的目标

Excuse me.

别乱说

How is that possible?

这怎么可能

Lord... lord.

天哪 真是

women just get old and fat and wrinkly.

女人却只会变老 变胖 长出皱纹

and he also only gains a male name at that time.

而当时他只有一个男性的名字

asserted with a talking sperm at the very beginning of this collection

与你是以男性视角驾驭语言