It looks like asshole kids to me.

可能是一群小屁孩

send them my way.

交给我来处理

Show it nothing but the lash

只是鞭打它们

and wonder not why it bears teeth.

那就难怪它们龇牙了

...who hath done to thee, particularly,

我曾经把极大的伤害和灾祸

Thereto witness may my surname...

我的姓氏是最好的证明

In times of national emergency, the two are the same.

全国紧急状态下 两者是一致的

by trying to separate them out.

硬要将之区分开

Please, come. Come, come, come.

请 来来来

But had he named it the Supreme Potential Hotel...

但要是他给它取名叫潜力尚品

A match to a harvest or a roof of a chaumière,

一根火柴对庄稼地或茅草屋顶

What these grain rioters want to do,

这些粮食暴徒要干什么