No, neither do I, you know.

不 我也不明白.知道么...

But truth is,

可...事实是

So I had come there with a surprise plan of my own.

所以我策划了一个惊喜 坦然赴约

Jeffrey!

杰夫瑞

Jesus!

老天啊

Who else smell like Old Style and ball sweat?

除了你谁身上全是老牌啤酒和睾丸汗液的味道啊

I hate that my face is so disorganized now.

我讨厌这张变形的脸

Everything in its proper place.

五官还算端正

Well...

那好吧

with your cop boyfriend. Fun.

和你警察男友一道 真带劲

have a Member of Parliament show me around the Houses of Parliament.

在一位议员的陪同下参观了英国国会大厦

being all American historian-ish,

我的表现非常有美国历史学家的风范