Look at poor Jacob. I feel awful.

雅各布好可怜 我好内疚

Paramedics said he'll be fine.

医护人员说他会没事的

Either he put the fire out,

刚才那幕不是他灭了火

Welcome to The High dessert bar.

欢迎来到嗨翻天甜点吧

And an Academy Award on my shelf.

也没得过奥斯卡

Stuart! Close your eyes, son!

斯图尔特 闭上眼睛 儿子

And it's your own damn fault.

这是你的错

What? that's what this is about --

什么 难道是这么回事

Mm, or laughed at a Three Stooges movie?

或者假装对《三个臭皮匠》这部电影大笑

Hey, just for the record,

正式声明一下

is it's straightforward classical conditioning.

恋物癖是简单的经典条件作用的结果

your eyes happen to fall upon a shoe.

你的目光恰巧落在了鞋子上