Oh, put a sock in it.

闭上你的鸟嘴

I'd get mad but I'm mildly attracted to you right now.

我本来要发火的 可现在又有点被你迷住

just so that rich, stupid gringo tourists like yourself

所以像你这样有钱没处花的外国游客

Okay, what is wrong with you? I'm really sorry.

你怎么回事 我很抱歉

Okay. But first, I'm starving.

好 不过我饿死了

Of course. Thanks.

没问题 谢谢

And if this is going to be some running diatribe

如果这是某种嘲讽

Leigh Anne, I'm so sorry. We didn't intend to...

利·安妮 对不起 我们不是

Act like the dummy is real and the dummy's hitting back.

当它是真人 还会还手

There you go.

这就对了