I'd be on a dating site called "Lez Meet Up,"

我以后会上一个相亲网叫"千里拉拉一线牵"

"You've lost your mind."

"你真是疯了"

and they turned off my electricity.

他们切断了我的电力供应

It's God telling me I need a second job.

上帝预示我需要再找一个工作

You must be so disappointed in me.

你一定对我失望至极

and you're the most proper and appropriate woman

你是我见过的最体面

No sign of any printing operation.

没有任何印刷操作的迹象

I got a text from Lexi asking where you are.

莱克西发给你短信 问你在哪里

But it's not me. It's you.

但不是我的问题 是你们

I need to know the truth.

我需要知道真相

And Syphilis, as I've said,

而西佛普斯 正如我说过的

The man who was punished was a pastor, not a priest;

被惩罚的人是一位牧师而不是神父