Like Tutankhamun, the boy king.

比方说图特卡蒙 小弟弟之王

Okay, Stu, that's enough. That's enough.

好了 斯图 够了 足够了

slapped on your penis.

贴在你鸡鸡上

What does that mean?

这话什么意思

So, Zelda didn't want to have sex with you,

泽尔达不想跟你滚床单

Hmm. I wouldn't worry.

我不担心

not telling her how I feel, but...

隐瞒我的感觉 但

Ha. Sh-She was talking about how nobody would want to date her

她说因为她怀孕了

when I place an order for a bone-in rib eye.

要一份"硬骨"肋眼牛排 你就知道了

Ah-ah-ah-ah, boundaries, girls, boundaries.

底线啊 姑娘们 底线

the notorious theory of penis envy.

臭名昭著的阴茎嫉妒论

that every one of you who is female has gone through,

阴茎嫉妒是对女性所经历的