Oh, it's my pleasure.

我很荣幸

Oh, thank God you're a man of compassion.

多谢上帝 你真是慈悲为怀

I had to make out with Abe Lincoln,

我不得不与林肯亲亲

for a bunch of frat guys who wouldn't stop laughing at me.

兄弟会里的男生闲扯

Then ensure he dies swiftly

那就要确保在他

Before the first star, Caiaphas.

该亚法 在第一颗星星升起之前

On his eighth birthday,

他八岁生日的时候

but it turned out he had

但最后发现那小丑

I am truly sorry for what I did.

我真的对我的所作所为很抱歉

On the contrary, you will perform it many more times.

恰好相反 你还要唱那首歌很多次

we are not interested.

这些我们不关心

We are going to add the two things on the left-hand side

我们将把等号左边的这两项加起来