You don't think I'm gonna give away my best egg, right?

我应该不会刚好卖掉我最棒的那颗卵吧

and get stuck with the guy who breaks into homes

而留下会入室抢劫

- It is? - You've got an accomplished

-是吗 -才华横溢的钢琴家

I wrote the jingle for Hawthorne wipe's moist towelettes.

我给自家的湿纸巾写过广告曲

And it's chicago! Do you realize...

而且是在芝加哥 你明不明白...

Can you tell me how playing honky-tonk songs

你能告诉我用整夜的时间

at least found someone a bit good-looking.

找一个长得好看点的吧

I just don't think I can do this.

我只是觉得我做不到

But despite my evil look, and my temper and my hook.

但除却我狰狞的模样 火爆的脾气和钩子

Can't you see me on the stage performing Mozart.

看我在台上演奏着莫扎特

and the right hand takes over that subject,

右手开始主题

or the keyboardist, whoever is playing it--

无论谁在弹