I am the neighbor of the accused.

我是被告的邻居

Let he among us without sin be the first to cast a stone.

谁觉得自己无罪的 就去投第一块石头吧

This I beg for the second wish I made, too

*于是我乞求那第二个心愿亦可实现*

or to keep my job.

更不是为了保住我的工作

to practice cosmetology in the State of New York?

这点是否属实

And if it pleases the court, we'd like to break for lunch.

如果法庭许可 我们想歇会吃个午饭

so I am artistically obligated to remain silent on the subject.

所以我艺术上有义务对这一话题保持沉默

when your privates are soon to be publics.

现在想避免自证其罪[第五修正案]有点难吧

And in my class, it will be.

在我的班上 就是这样

and let them decide your grades.

让他们决定你们拿多少分

or I will crank it up as we go along.

否则我会加快进度的

then we'll stop.

那我们就停下来