Oh, poor Riley.

可怜的赖利

- Dad? No. - Think. Think.

-你爸 没有 -想想 想想

Come on, come on, come on.

快点 快点 快点

Suckers who will have no idea what they're in for.

他们根本不知道自己要住进的是什么地方

And then poor Andrew showed up and I...

然后可怜的安德鲁出现了

- It hurts. - I'm in physical pain.

-太伤心了 -我肉体很痛

But this one seems especially bad.

但这个决定特别糟

Yeah, nothing like a good shoe clearance

是啊 没有什么比鞋子大减价

Trying a new approach: gallows humor.

我在试一个新方法 黑色幽默

of course you're going to decide for the rich man,

法官的判决都会偏向富人

But the rich man already has money, he doesn't have any

富人有钱 所以他不存在任何