What's two to one?

什么二比一

Oh, my... It's not a contest.

天啊 这又不是比赛

What?! So you were with her

什么 所以你和我求婚前

I-I can't believe I spent all this time missing you

我整个夏天都在想你

But, wait, now I'm thinking red velvet.

等等 我想还是红丝绒吧

Oh, he proposed with one of our cupcakes?

他用我们的小蛋糕求婚的吗

This is what she's gonna tell her grandkids?

难道她要这样跟她的孙子们讲吗

"with a little bit of my feces smeared on me."

还素面朝天的时候向我求的婚

I mean, right from the get-go,

从一开始就这样

You know what? Forget it. This is frakking pointless.

还是算了吧 说多了他妈的也没用

the outfit she designed to lead the Boy Scouts in India.

她组织了领导印度童子军的团队

There are all sorts of interesting things about Annie Besant.

关于她有各种各样有趣的事情