and you won't have to do anything

你就不用再做其他事

I just have to roll the tape.

我只需要按下播放键

Oy, what are you doing here?

你在这儿干嘛

I am on a date,

我在这里约会

while extremely entertaining,

虽然很好玩啦

Look, man. I haven't been friends

听着 老兄 自从上次

Christ, man, I mean,

上帝啊 我是说

What's wrong with a little Christmas spirit?

有点圣诞精神有什么不好

I admit, I kissed her,

我承认 我亲了她

I know.

我知道

That's the simple idea, this is the dramatic conclusion.

这个扣人心弦的结论其实是个常识

to prove to you that this is useful is to go ahead and do it.

接下来我们就用它实践一下