Man, the Middle East is messed up,

天啊 中东闹得天翻地覆

Will the internet ever be safe again? Some experts say no!

互联网还能恢复安全吗 有专家予以否认

Excuse me.

失陪了

Running rampant in there.

到处都是

What are we supposed to do?

我们该怎么办

I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets.

我过够了在街上肆无忌惮的日子了

by warning the world

霍乱正在意大利猖獗

would have had enormous economic repercussions

会在旅游业这个主要产业上

It's affected a lot by culture, I mean

我的是说 饮食文化对体重的影响很大

you've got almost none of it in a country like Somalia,

在索马里 你是看不到肥胖症患者的

The Republic, again, it cannot take back Alsace Lorraine

共和国一方面迟迟无法收复阿尔萨斯洛林

corrupt politics here and there.

到处都是腐败政治